yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
