Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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