He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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