that's an acceptable place to lick
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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