so explain again why im purple
no
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
