Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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