Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(518): View more from New York

wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision

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(719): View more from Colorado

Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."

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(586): View more from Michigan

so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside

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(201): View more from New Jersey

He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him

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(720): View more from Colorado

Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive

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(336): View more from North Carolina

It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life

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