I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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