if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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