Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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