Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Randomize
