This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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