Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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