grandma shit on top of the toilet
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
tonight lets celebrate not being married
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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