Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
She is in my trunk
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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