Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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