so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Do vagina's smell?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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