i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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