my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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