So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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