I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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