No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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