He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
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