I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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