He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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