your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
