No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
