I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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