what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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