Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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