Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My balls are so social today.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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