it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
His nipple licking is glorious
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