She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
i think my cat just said my name.
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