its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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