Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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