Im at strip club and am horny
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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