okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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