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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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