I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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