I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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