On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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