On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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