We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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