I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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