why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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