How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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