I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
