There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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