I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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