i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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